Monday, March 22, 2021

The Busted Pipe Chronicles Day 26: There's A Lot Of Dick Pill Ads On Cable

I, like many Texans, had their pipes burst and home flooded with water. Here is my story.

I noticed as I watched TV these past few weeks in this hotel that there's a lot of commercials for dick pills. They may not say it's specifically for your dick but it's for your "desire" or your "passion" so they're absolutely talking about your dick. I get it, older guys watch sports on cable TV but goddamn, I didn't realize this many guys can't get it up! Thoughts and Prayers y'all!

Stay tuned tomorrow for Day 27: Just Vaccinate Everyone Already in The Busted Pipe Chronicles.

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