I, like many Texans, had their pipes burst and home flooded with water. Here is my story.
Back at home, I didn't have cable. I didn't watch much TV outside of sports so there was no reason for me to order cable or pay for a streaming service. Now that I'm living out of a hotel, I have access to satellite TV with Spectrum. So the first thing I did was scour the channels for some uncensored tits. Unsurprisingly, Playboy TV is not a option (neither is NFL Network). It was around 1 AM so there must be some MA rated programing available.
That's when I turned to Discovery Channel and found Naked and Afraid going off. I never watched this show before but I assume a executive saw Richard Hatch walking around naked on the first season of Survivor and pitched the idea that every contestant will compete naked on their Survivor based show. Anyway, the episode ended with a guy getting in the back of a pickup truck. Next was Naked and Afraid Uncensored.
Now here I was thinking I was gonna see some nudity since it's called "Uncensored" but I knew something was up when it was rated TV 14. The guy and gal stripped down and both of their naughty bits were blurred out. They even censored her tits! Like, WTF is this fake news bullshit? There is NOTHING "Uncensored" about this shitass show, only LIES! Sure, I could just watch porn if I want to see naked people but dammit, I wanna see average Joes and Janes compete in the wilderness naked without the puritan bullshit! After being hoodwinked, bamboozled, led astray, run amok and flat out deceived, I turned that shit off and went to bed.
Stay tuned tomorrow for Day 21: I'm All In On All Elite Wrestling in The Busted Pipe Chronicles.
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