I, like many Texans, had their pipes burst and home flooded with water. Here is my story.
For years I heard about all the sex scenes and tits that populate HBO programing. When I tuned into HBO, all I saw was some boring ass movie I don't care about. So HBO, Where's the boobs? I was told there would be boobs on your network and so far I find your efforts severely lacking. I COULD just watch porn but I want to see a C-List actress take her top off to get her boyfriend's attention off of playing videogames. I guess I settle with looking up actresses on porn sites. :(
Stay tuned tomorrow for Day 23: Why Is Friends On Nickelodeon? in The Busted Pipe Chronicles.
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