Small buttons, boring gameplay, annoying sound effects that's twice as loud
as the background music. This is what I suffered through during the nearly
hour long tutorial. It told me to play in full screen mode but when I
clicked the play button, it was anything but that. Oh sure, the map was
somewhat full screen but the menu options where the actual gameplay sure as
hell wasn't. This game is worse than the
last one
I played because this tutorial was twice as long! I didn't want to keep
playing it this damn long. I wanted to get through the remaining sections so
I can finally close the game. Hell, I was hoping my screen recorder crashed
so I can stop playing this game!
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| I will spare you a hour of gameplay and show you the tits from the tutorial. |
So I'm a broke guy who want to be the best pimp and porn director in town.
I go around trying to make money by pleasing older women and hiring
prostitutes off the streets to be in my porn movies. This probably
translate better on PC but it aint it on mobile browsers. I was pressing the
wrong button multiple times causing women to get mad at me when I try to
recruit them.
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| I just wanted to let her talk. Instead, I whipped out my dick in front of her. |
If you liked Leisure Suit Larry, this game is for you but I just couldn't
stand another minute of it.
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