I mentioned
    yesterday
    that I wanted to stick with mobile browser games so I sorted the Nutaku
    games list and got 19 options with 2 of them gay friendly and the one that
    stopped working on me, Waifu Surprise. I decided to start off with Taimanin
    Asagi Battle Arena since it looks interesting. It's a card collecting game
    about ninjas and demons fighting each other for control of Japan. I'm sure
    there's deep lore in this game but since I doubt I will play this game
    again, you're not gonna get a history lesson out of me. What you will get is
    me complaining about censorship.
  When you start the game, they give you a backstory of what's going on here
    and you choose your side: Taimanin (Good Ninjas), Demon (self-explanatory)
    or UFS (Evil Organization). I chose Taimanin because why not fight for
    what's right? I start off in the woods with my assistant Tokiko who was part
    of the Fuuma clan until they was defeated. We joined the Taimanin until they
    learned of our scheme to take over Japan (I guess?) and we been on the run
    ever since.
  We took down a jobber Scout then was confronted by Sakura Igawa from the
    Taimanin. She was talking all big about not trusting us and whatnot but we
    didn't consider her a threat at all.
   Apparently, I have a magical eye that renders my enemies powerless.
    That explains why I took her down so easily and why she suddenly got naked
    in the middle of the woods.
  So we capture her and took her to our hideout and they censored her vagina.
    I for one find censorship in porn annoying. Like, the point of porn is
    showing things you can't show in public. But this being Japan we're talking
    about, I train Sakura by whipping her, demand that she masturbate in front
    of me, then fuck her as punishment (You can count on Japan to make a porn
    game rapey). The dialogue was so long, I just had to mute the voices since I
    didn't know what she was saying anyway and was trying to zoom through the
    text boxes.
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| I didn't notice the Mosaic Censorship tag until after I closed the game. So that's on me for not noticing it. | 
  Overall, the game looks decent aside from the censorship. The UI design was
    cumbersome and will be hard to get used to if I keep playing this game. If
    you played this game before, you will notice that the music is different
    here. That's because my screen recorder captures
    EVERYTHING. Not only does the game get recorded but so does me moving the phone
    around, the TV, the construction outside, etc gets captured. So I had to add
    music just to cover all that up. It's no loss because the menu music stops
    and starts every time I click a button.
BTW, the video is clearer in fullscreen. I don't know why. Ugh, this is gonna be a long August.




 
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