I wanted to post this series in February as a way to celebrate the one year
anniversary of
r/ForgottenVintageBoobs. But as you know,
shit happens, so instead I'm cranking out these posts in May. It's quite fitting that I
start this in May considering that I didn't start this tag on Reddit until
this month last year. And since it's not gonna be a full year anyway it
doesn't really matter how late I start on this. Also, since I didn't think
to turn the videos into gifs, alot of great posts missed the cut due to the
video being deleted. But enough yammering, let's get to the best videos (in
gif form) from this month. The Top Ten Low Viewed Boobs Of May.
10. Titty drop!!
I didn't know this gif would embed to be this tall but whatever. The early Low Viewed Boobs content were crossposts from r/TittyDrop that got 0 Karma. So the majority of them will come from PornHub videos. As for this video, it's your standard big girl with big saggy titties. You can hear a dog barking in the background so maybe that's why it got 0 Karma points.
9. Skinny teen girl does a titty drop shows off her tits
This video comes from Sexy Damn Amateurs on PornHub. Redditors must have a different definition of Sexy because this video got no love on Titty Drop. She also has small tits so that didn't help sell the video either. I don't know why she's telling the guys offscreen to turn around in the middle of a porn shoot but whatever. She got some abs so I can't hate on that though.
8. Titty drop (old video :D)
We have another small tit teen doing a titty drop that didn't get much attention. As I'm watching this, my main focus is on her hip bone. I'm not calling her anorexic but I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be able to see someone's hip bone (or ribs) that easily. I could never live my life with my bones poking through the skin like that. I'd be afraid of falling or bumping into something and getting sent to the hospital for multiple fractures because I have no padding on me. Also she's showing Vag Root trying to get laid like that pastor who dicked chicks down for Jesus.
7. Do you like my bouncy tits? -Drop
Yes I do. Not enough to crack the top five but I do like those soft bouncy tits.
6. Cute teen made a titty drop for me!
The only reason this is ahead of the previous video is because we get to see her pokies longer than the last girl. Sure, we get a glimpse of her pussy but those extra seconds of boobs really put this gif over. However, she just missed out on the top five.
5. Titti drop and shaking
And this gif is even longer so them milky white boobs just barely cracks into the top five.
4. Hot teen blonde shows her big natural boobs! Drop !
Her boobs look average to me but she's nude so that gives her bonus points over the others.
3. Titty drop down Compilation
The top three are compilation videos that somehow got no upvotes. Maybe they're reposts from earlier in the year or they prefer original content. Oh well, I'm not complaining. This is one of those videos were only three of them have sound while the rest are mute. I enjoyed the slim girls with big tits but this gif gets Bronze in this blog post.
2. Titty Drop Compilation 3 - PH8
This gif gets the slight advantage for using music throughout the video. I can tell the person used Microsoft Video Editor because that generic music is named Amplified. That alone gives it Silver in this competition but who's #1? You'll see in a minute.
Bonus:
I decided to add a bonus video because why the hell not. It's a webcam girl masturbating with a dildo and butt plug. Because she doesn't show her boobs, it's not part of the rankings but her fucking her pussy is good enough to get a honorable mention out of me and the header on this list. (Why am I yelling?)1. Hot Hot Booby Drop
And this is the video that gets awarded Gold. Making this list was tougher than I thought but the instrumental version of Nelly's "Hot In Herre" as a backing track gave it the leg up over the other contestants. The top three had their fair share of stacked women but I really enjoyed making this gif a little more than the other two so that's why it's my favorite from this month.
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