Top Ten Low Viewed Boobs Of December 2020

It's December and I don't have any Christmas themed gifs to give you, bummer. But due to Redgifs not processing some of my gifs properly, I was able to download the whole MP4 video instead (and with no viruses!). So depending on your attention span, you will either love jacking off to these full length additions or hate the longer videos so much you'll skip them (or the couple of rants I went on throughout this blog). Here's the Top Ten Low Viewed Boobs Of December.

10. Faith Nelson Kitchen Counter Striptease

This is a prime example of how this video would've been better as a gif. We don't see her tits until two minutes in and her pussy until near the end of the video. Yes it's a striptease but after getting burned on so many teases in other videos, sometimes I get impatient. Anyway, Faith Nelson is a Buxom Blonde Brit who, according to her Twitter, made this in 2016 titled Whore In The Kitchen. I guess this video is part of the photoset because I didn't see it in her video section. So if you want to check out stuff directly from Faith, have at it while I continue this list.

9. Pretty Boobs

I would've rated this higher if she sucked on her nice big Black boobs more.

8. Big Tits

I haven't watch a NBA game in years. I used to watch the shit out of it during the Jordan Bulls era and was still a fan during the Kobe(RIP)/Shaq Lakers run. I would watch Inside Stuff with Ahmad Rashād (I'm still surprised he was a football player before getting into TV). I would read their magazine along with various basketball mags like Slam, Dime and Sports Illustrated. But over time, I lost interest in it as the game changed, in my opinion, for the worse.

• There's no defense.
• Players chuck 3s all the time.
• No physicality.
• Fake tough guys going "HOLD ME BACK" in a "fight".
• Whiny bitch ass players who complain to the referees about not getting a call for a defender barely grazing him or his jersey "WAA WAA WAA" SHUT THE FUCK UP!
• Flopping.
• Calling fouls when a defender is within 6ft of the ball handler.
• Blatant star calls and allowing them to get away with things other players would get punished over because the league can't survive without star players.
• Sucking off China while throwing anyone under the bus who dares to criticize them.

Rather than complain about what I hate about the game, I just refuse to watch it. Now the only basketball I watch is March Madness due to how chaotically fun it is. Sure, the big high seed schools will always have the advantage but there's always the possibility of a low seeded small school upsetting them and making a run to the Final Four. While in the NBA, only 2-3 teams are worth a shit while the others are full of scrubs. Hell, if they contracted the league by 8 teams maybe the season wouldn't be so predictable. I'm getting off track here, so here's my point.

Why is there no nude women basketball league? The closest I can find is two pornstars playing basketball against two guys on Howard Stern's show. The past two attempts of a bikini and a lingerie basketball league were flops and were bait-and-switchers. They led people to believe these women would be in bikinis but they played in sports bras and shorts instead (There's also a Buns and Basketball where strippers play basketball in tight shirts and thongs). Like, is it really that hard to find models, pornstars and/or other women who played high school or college basketball to take part in this? I would have it be 3-on-3 basketball with rosters of six for eight teams playing a nine game two division schedule in a central location. 48 naked ladies playing basketball for 12 weeks across eight Texan cities? I'd watch that over the WNBA that's for damn sure. Just pay them a fair wage and don't fuck them over like other charlatans.

7. Busty Colombian Amy Milks Her Big Nipples For You

This lactation gif would've been better if she was sucking on those milky boobs. I'm just saying.

6. Sexy Selfie's Part 6

This compilation gif would've been better if those selfies were videos. I'm just saying.

5. Sabrine Has Huge Bouncy Tits To Cum Too

This is another video that would've been better as a gif. Yeah, Sabrine's tits are huge and bouncy and I like the clear shot of her pussy but I got bored halfway through this eight minute video. I never liked tuning into webcams because it's mostly the woman laying or siting there. I understand they usually won't do anything until they get tips so I simply avoid them.

4. Schlampe

"She has small boobs, why is she in your top five?" It's mainly because I love the juxtaposition of a naked woman fingering her pussy in front of Disney, WB and Hanna-Barbera characters.

3. Look At

"She has small boobs AND a crappy Myspace era camera! Why is SHE in your top three?" She's here because I enjoyed her dancing naked at her front door without that twerking shit.

2. Milk Boobies

Now THIS is what a lactation video should look like! Just look at how plump her jugs are and how easily she sprays her delicious milk. Mmm, I could suck on those gumdrop nipples all day.

BONUS: Free The Nipples Susi Caramelo

This initially caught my eye because she kind of look like Mayim Bialik. So she's doing the red carpet interviews for Las Que Faltaban when after she spotted a incision scar? Dirt? She pulled down her dress and bra and showed her tits on national television (uncensored!!!). Apparently Susi shown her tits "many times" before so she had no problem doing it there as well.

Could you imagine the outrage this puritan ass country would display if a Access Hollywood, Extra or ET interviewer randomly showed her tits at the Oscars? Janet Jackson's career was ruined when Justin Timberlake exposed her boob during the Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show, and it was a quick flash at that! The closest we got to anything remotely like this was when Kathy Griffin walked around Time Square in a bra and skirt during 2016 New Year's Eve. This is also where we found out that alcohol makes Don Lemon straight when he drunkenly said she has a "nice rack". Also, this is proof that English is the easiest language to learn. This random Spanish lady is talking in her native tongue then suddenly shouts "FREE THE NIPPLE"!

1. Titz4free Tequila Has The Perfect Big Tits

I actually have the full video for this but I just embed the gif instead to save time. This is #1 because she has such perfect milky white tits that contrast her perfect pink hard nipples. These are some more nips I could spend the whole day licking, sucking, biting and/or pulling on.