GODDAMMIT CARDALE!!! XFL (Jr) Week 4 Preview

It was only meant to be a joke. Last week, I picked the Defenders over the Wildcats because DC was supposed to be the second best team in the league while LA was winless. Up to that point, I didn't pick them to win because I didn't believe in Cardale Jones. So for last week, I chose them to win a easy game and JOKED that he will throw 4 interceptions and get blown out by 30 as soon as I started believing in him. Don't believe me? Here, see for yourself:

 When I first started this XFL (II) preview segment, I didn't trust Cardale Jones based on him flaming out of the NFL as a benchwarmer. Then for Week 2, I STILL didn't trust him despite his nice game against the Dragons because I thought Matt McGloin of all people was a better QB (Thanks alot for being the "1" in 3-1 you whiny jackass). So, with this Week 3 matchup against the Wildcats, I'm gonna put my faith in the XFL's leading passer (Watch him throw 4 interceptions, fumble twice and get blown out by 30).

He didn't fumble twice, but he really shat the bed just like I said. Let's take a look shall we?

1st INT

The @XFLWildcats take it RIGHT back

📺 @FS1
🖥 https://t.co/LsFYGAPLBa pic.twitter.com/M0IG3mbFe8

— XFL (@xfl2020) February 23, 2020

2nd INT

2 interceptions last week...
2 interceptions this week... in the 1st quarter 😎#TheWildcatway pic.twitter.com/9jncQlQneo

— Los Angeles Wildcats (@XFLWildcats) February 23, 2020

FUMBLE

The botched punt results in the @XFLWildcats getting the ball back

📺 @FS1
🖥 https://t.co/LsFYGAPLBa pic.twitter.com/BkLjLNcerA

— XFL (@xfl2020) February 24, 2020

3rd INT

You love to see it. @mojotocho forces the FOURTH turnover of the day!#TheWildcatWay pic.twitter.com/N7Ak3EHs2Z

— Los Angeles Wildcats (@XFLWildcats) February 24, 2020

4th INT

YESSIRSKI x ✌️@mikestevensII snags his 2nd INT of the day, bringing the total to 4 for the defense! #TheWildcatWay pic.twitter.com/oZo2wJp5gy

— Los Angeles Wildcats (@XFLWildcats) February 24, 2020

FINAL

Wildcats win.@budlight pic.twitter.com/LOp9ZNtmoj

— XFL (@xfl2020) February 24, 2020

And that's how you go 3-1 two weeks in a row.

THE GAMES

LA WILDCATS      28

NY GUARDIANS   17

It's a toss up between a team that doesn't score much vs a team that lit up the scoreboard in the previous game. I take my chances with the Wildcats.

SEATTLE DRAGONS             21

ST. LOUIS BATTLEHAWKS   27

I go with the BattleHawks to continue their home win streak at the Dome. 

HOUSTON ROUGHNECKS    34

DALLAS RENEGADES           31

It's not surprising that they're hyping this up as a rivalry game considering the history between H-Town and Big D (by way of Arlington). I don't think it will be a blowout, but I'm going with the Roughnecks on this one despite the scare last week in Tampa.

DC DEFENDERS          24

TAMPA BAY VIPERS     7

Even though they got their asses kicked last week, certainly that won't happen against a SECOND winless team right? RIGHT!?!

LAST WEEK: 3-1

OVERALL:     6-6