Friday, August 30, 2024

Top Ten Chalet Ski Scenes From Casting Agent


It's the final area in Casting Agent as I'm hitting the slopes in Chamonix, France (or shopping in Madison, Wisconsin). The final foursome of lucky ladies who get to do porn with me are a snowboarder, a Swiss student, a forgetful woman and a MILF. It's been fun creating top 10s for each of the 12 areas in this game but all good things must come to an end. I'm just grateful that the game held up long enough for me to beat it in 2 years without spending real money on it. That can't be said for Waifu Surprise, Taimanin Asagi Battle Arena or Taimanin RPGX Extasy.


1. Kitty


You don't see many Black skiers so of course this will kick off the list.


2. Cheeky


She's smiling to hide she's freezing her ass off.


3. Kitty


Are we fucking in front of the cabin in the snow?


4. Darling


Darling is so happy she got her hand around a long cock.


5. Kitty


Where are her pants?


6. Darling


That can't be comfortable on your knees on those snow-covered rocks.


7. Cheeky


Global warming must be real if she can stand outdoors butt naked in the middle of winter.


8. Cheeky

How many women have blown 2 guys outside a ski resort? Thousands? Millions?


9. Candi

Fuck the lazy anime hidden eyes gimmick. There's not enough hair to cause shadows like that.


BONUS: Candi 2


I thought English was an official language of Switzerland but it's actually German, French, Italian, and Romansh. Politicians and other people in the Swiss government are expected to know both German and French. While they use Latin when they don't have room to use all 4 languages or don't want to show favoritism like on their Swiss Franc coins and various associations. Yet, sports leagues, advertisers and medical people tend to use English to break down the language barriers of the different regions. That explains why their country code top-level domain is .ch, it's Confoederatio Helvetica, which is Latin for Swiss Confederation.


10. Kitty


I guess the game budget ran out because who the fuck is this guy?

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