I already made porn in a burger joint, rather as well do it in a coffee shop as well. Along with a French waitress, I bugged a shopaholic, a palm reader and a basic bitch while they wait for their Cappuccino crème brûlée as I'm apparently in Port Louis, Mauritius. That explains why I was in a hotel yesterday; I flew to an African island for some reason. I wish I would've met an African or Chinese African so this list would have more variety. Instead, this is the Andrea/Elizabeth show.
1. Andrea
Since this is supposed to be a fancy coffee shop, their floors shouldn't be that dirty.
2. Elizabeth
Giving a French woman the ole reach around while she should be bussing tables.
3. Brianna
You would think someone with heterochromia would appear more than once in this list but nope.
4. Elizabeth
I don't remember Tori's tits being that plump. Zooming in made them look more fuller I suppose.
5. Mystique
Mystique couldn't forecast that she would only get 1 scene in this top ten list.
6. Andrea
2 handjobs and a fingering. So kinky.
7. Elizabeth
Ooh, je n'ai jamais ressenti un tel plaisir de ma vie ! Un poing dans mon cul et un vibromasseur sur mon clitoris ! Mes tétons n'ont jamais été aussi durs et ma chatte n'a jamais été aussi humide ! Je pourrais jouir pour toujours ! OH MON DIEU JE JOUIS À NOUVEAU !
8. Andrea
Get fucked in your ass and mouth to prove to your ex-boyfriend that you're not basic.
9. Andrea
Then take part in a foursome inside of a coffee shop after quitting your retail job.
BONUS: Elizabeth 8
Would've been better if they were snowballing.
10. Andrea
Can you guess who's who in this last scene?
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