I will probably regret doing this midway through the group stage but I'm bringing back the FVB Porn Tournament! In case you weren't here for the 2022 edition, I'm pitting each country's most watched porn videos head-to-head. So the first match each country plays will feature their top video. Their third match will use their 3rd most watched video and so on. The exceptions to that are if a country doesn't have porn and if a video was used in the previous tournament, then I will use the next popular video so I won't use the same videos again.
For new countries in the tournament like Egypt, they will get a XHamster profile unless they don't have one. In that case, I will make up something based off their Wikipedia page like I did for Qatar and others back then. If they're a returning country, I will give a recap of how they performed last time. Since there are more countries, that means more possibilities of a country not having a pornstar. I will use AI to generate stand ins that won't look as obvious as before.
GROUP A
Mexico
FVB Profile: Mexico made it out of Group C but surprisingly lost to Angela White led Australia in the round of 16. They should return to the knockout stage again this year and with the expanded playoff field of 32, get a more favorable matchup so they won't go one and done.
Population: 132.8 million
# of pornstars: 97
# of pages worth of videos: 596
South Africa
xHamster Profile: South Africa's long and troubled racial history has led to a diverse population in the country, which in turn leads to beautiful porn videos. Interracial sex and ebony hardcore are common with gorgeous women that give pleasure to erect penises, hoping to make them ejaculate. The local porn industry produces high-quality professional scenes and amateurs share their exploits online.
Population: 61.7 million
# of pornstars: 9
# of pages worth of videos: 223
South Korea
FVB Profile: After a shocking win over Brazil in the round of 16, South Korea fell to eventual 3rd place finisher Japan in the quarterfinals. Can they repeat their surprising tournament run again?
Population: 51.4 million
# of pornstars: 26
# of pages worth of videos: 136
Czech Republic
xHamster Profile: Czech women are renowned the world over for their exceptional beauty, which is why such an exceptional number of them go into porn. From erotic art to overwhelmingly naughty and nasty fucking to amateurs in front of their webcams there's a wide range of productions to enjoy starring women from the Czech Republic.
Population: 10.8 million
# of pornstars: 1.3K
# of pages worth of videos: 627
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