I don't care about soccer but FOX kept promoting the World Cup that will start next week (They even did some synergy by hosting their annual FOX NFL Sunday Veteran's Day Weekend pregame show in Qatar) so I'm like FUCK IT, I'm gonna do a world porn tournament. For the Russia 2018 World Cup, I posted various flopping gifs on Imgur. That's not sustainable to do again so here I am posting porn videos tagged for each competing country. Since I use xHamster for my Low Viewed Boobs series on Reddit, I will match up each country's most viewed video. Each country's game will then match up the 2nd most, 3rd most, 4th, 5th and so on most viewed video since you won't have to watch the same video over and over again.
I will also use different pornstars from each country in the headers. Unsurprisingly, there will be countries who don't have any so I will use AI art as a replacement. It shouldn't be too hard to spot the fakes. There are also countries that don't have a profile so I will think up one of those as well. Since these games are taking place in Qatar, most of them will be airing in the early morning for me. That won't be a problem for me since I'm not watching anyway but maybe I can take advantage of SEO by posting at the same time. Then I'll share it everywhere else later.
GROUP A
Qatar
FVB Profile: Sandwiched between Saudi Arabia and the Persian Gulf, this small Western Asia country has used it's enormous wealth to become one of the hottest (literally) tourist destinations and host of multiple international sporting events in soccer, volleyball, auto racing and more.
Population: 2.931 million (2021)
# of pornstars: 0
# of pages worth of videos: 2
Ecuador
xHamster Profile: On the western coast of South America, Ecuador is home to more than 15 million people and a wealth of breathtaking girls. Ecuadorian girls star in homemade sex scenes with masturbation, blowjobs, and hardcore penetration with boyfriends and husbands. A small selection of girls stars in webcam shows to entertain fans and generate income.
Population: 17.89 million (2021)
# of pornstars: 8
# of pages worth of videos: 14
Senegal
FVB Profile: This West Africa country speaks French due to their history. Senegalese people love soccer and is a powerhouse in African basketball but their style of wrestling has gone viral across the world. Winners of that sport tend to become household names in the nation.
Population: 17.2 million (2021)
# of pornstars: 0
# of pages worth of videos: 1
Netherlands
xHamster Profile: Dutch porn comes to us from the Netherlands, which was the world's most famous home of legalized prostitution with the Red Light District in Amsterdam showcasing available ladies on the street. Some of those women appear in these sex scenes along with a wealth of Dutch amateurs and some of the famous porn pros that were born in the region.
Population: 17.53 million (2021)
# of pornstars: 63
# of pages worth of videos: 167
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