Top Ten AI Generated Images From SimpsAI St. Patrick's Day Edition

It's been nearly a year since I last did a Top Ten Reddit Posts list. The website I used that allowed me to go back to the early years of Reddit and search posts with keywords doesn't work anymore. Sure, Reddit has its own search feature, but I can't search within a date range. So, the series died, and I moved on to other things. I even got back into affiliate marketing.

Wednesday, Elon Musk posted a Death Knocking on Doors meme which porn makes its way to generative AI. I saw SimpsAI in the replies and wondered what the hell is this? At first I thought it was another crypto thing but they actually do AI porn. Back when I did the FVB Porn Tournament, I used NightCafe Creator to generate AI models for countries that didn't have enough pornstars. Since it wasn't meant for porn, the models looked plasticly. Also, other AI sites ban sexual words so I couldn't use them either. But SimpsAI is different, and I love it!

I joined their Discord and was able to create porn AI images that looks like real people. I also played around with it to test its limits like Batman fighting Joker in an MMA match. Or an Asian woman dunking a basketball. Most came out great while others were like "Yeah, AI isn't gonna replace artist or photographers anytime soon.". Which brings me back to this post.

I decided to make a top ten list of AI generated images for St. Patrick's Day. I'm surprised I haven't done it before. AI isn't that great when it comes to generating words, so I didn't bother adding banners in the images. The AI also refused to generate green beer or have a woman drink it. I made up all the titles for each picture so it will be like the Reddit series. So, without further ado, here's my Top Ten AI Generated Images From SimpsAI St. Patrick's Day Edition.

10. Happy St Patrick's Day LOL

I typed in ""Ebony woman drinking green beer" and got this monstrosity. Is that her teeth hanging out of her mouth? Did her right arm turn into a leg? What the hell is going on with the arm/leg holding the beer? I'm glad there wasn't many more examples of nightmare fuel like this.

9. Care to join me at the pool for St. Patricks Day?

When I typed in "Suicide Girls model in green bikini", I was expecting her to be pale. At least she got tattoos like your typical model. And the picture even looks like it's from a photoshoot.

8. Does My Lucky Yoga Pants Make My Ass Look Big?

I wanted a woman with a big ass in yoga pants. I'd say this is a good representation of that.

7. Who's Thirsty

I wanted a busty bartender to show cleavage while serving green beer. Instead I got a big titty woman in panties with bottles lined behind her. It's like one of those bikini bars and coffee shops.

6. Tits out for St Patrick Day!

Now she shows her face. Good thing she doesn't have to worry about creepy guys recognizing her on the street or at work. That's one of the main reasons why women don't do it.

5. I'm More Of A Wine Girl For Saint Pattys

I thought AI was supposed to create different people for each submission, but these 3 past bartenders are the same woman. Just with different sized boobs. She has a nice smile though. 

4. Dare Me To Chug This Beer?

I wanted this Irish woman to chug this beer, but she only sticks her tongue out. Sad.

3. This Happy Little Leprechaun Doesn't Want Gold, I Want Your Cock.

If you're gonna be in my top 3, you gonna have to show some pussy. This came out better than I thought it would just typing in "sexy leprechaun". A redhead with small boobs and freckles on her body lays on the ground only wearing stockings and a top hat with clovers near her. Now that's a quality generation! The header image was different where I said she's wearing a leprechaun outfit surrounded by gold coins. That's why she fully covered but #3 is not.

2. Fuck Me With Your Big Shillelagh!

AI is terrible with hands and feet and limbs in general. They tend to have extra limbs, fingers and toes. This looks fine except for her right foot that has her toes merged together.

BONUS: Am I AIing right? Happy St. Patty's Day!

Speaking of terrible, holy shit this looks bad! I wanted a fit woman to do a handstand in gym shorts and the AI spazzed out on me. Her lower body looks like an action figure or doll, her hands are melted into the yoga mat and her head and neck is all fucked up. At least it tried...

1. Fuck Me, I'm Irish

And my #1 St. Patrick's Day AI generation is a tatted woman touching her pussy. Too bad I didn't get this out in time yesterday. Oh well, it's Global Recyling Day today so I'll just post it now.