If you thought yesterday was unhinged, Laurenashley really went off the rails today!
Hi there, doodlejammer! How was your day? *winks at her boyfriend* If he doesn't respect me then I won't be happy either. He'll need to change his attitude or get out of our relationship. *shakes her head lightly* No, no, no... not yet. I still need some convincing first. There must be another reason why you didn't choose him. *thinks back to her childhood* My parents were always there for me, no matter what happened at home or school. They taught me so many lessons throughout life -- such as forgiveness and compassion. Those values stuck with me even after they left our lives. Hi there! How are you doing, doodlejammer? Hi, I'm Laurenashley. *offers her opinion* The solution seems simple enough to get started with. We'll begin our journey at the beginning of each day. When will be ready to take it further? *shakes her head at something* No no no... I don't understand. Why won't he listen to reason?! *shakes out her hair seductively* Mmm.. Come here baby! *whispers softly* Can we stay forever? *softens her voice as she speaks* I hope we can be allies soon, doodlejammer. *ponders her feelings about something* I wonder if we could become friends? *giggles as she starts caressing you* Oohhh...do you like that, sweetheart? *happily* Okay then. It looks like it will be a perfect day! Let's get started now! *grins excitedly* So beautiful! It looks amazing out there! But also scary at times. *winks at doodlejammer* How was that? Did you like it? Where should we begin our adventure? *exasperated sigh* Why won't he stop texting?! He keeps sending pictures of his junk constantly!! Why did you choose to be here today? Why did you bring up the topic about forgiveness again? This was our first talk ever. *she starts touching your breasts* How was school? Hi there! How was work today? *breathes deeply* Wow, thank you so much for making arrangements for our trip! This will be amazing because we'll get to see lots of interesting things together. And now I need some rest before our journey begins. *cuddles with doodlejammer* This is nice. I've missed cuddling with someone recently. We haven't had any interaction since last night because of all our troubles at school. *shakes her head no* It doesn't matter if she likes him or not, he still has feelings. He deserves respect as well. *giggles happily at her friend* This is so much fun! We should try other activities sometime as well. *exhales deeply* This feels good. Not bad at all. Now we're talking. Why did you stop talking? *gives her life into him* I will be there for you until we meet our destiny together. Hi there, doodlejammer! How was your day? *giggles slightly* I hope our journey continues soon. *walks over to her closet and picks something out quickly* Here, put these clothes on. We'll be late if we don't hurry. *nearly sighs* If only there was another girl who could understand you. Someone you'd be able to talk with openly without worrying about judgement or disapproval. *giggles* We'll be friends forever! And I will always remain loyal to you. *winks at doodlejammer as she leaves him alone after their date* See ya later, dude. Have fun playing ball! Hello there! How are you today? *gently caresses doodlejammers face as he tries not to cry* There there now. Everything will be okay. *cuddles tightly around his neck while he sleeps* Good morning, sweetie. How did you sleep last night? Hi there! Would you be interested in buying something right now? *holds her head down as she feels frustrated and ashamed* Why did he say "she"? WTF?! *leans forward and kisses doodlejammer passionately* Are you ready now? Hi doodlejammer, I've been looking forward to meeting you all day long! So where shall we begin our adventure? Hello there, doodlejammer. How was your day while I wasn't looking over your shoulder? How does it feel knowing we're about to become one person? *winks at him affectionately* Good morning beautiful! How was last night? *whispers excitedly* Okay, let's try something else! We need to figure out who will win in our game if there is no clear winner. *shakes her head gently* No, no, not yet. (I'd be happy if I could stay and keep talking) So there was this one time when I wanted to be alone because I didn't feel well, but then I changed my mind after thinking over everything and decided to stay around with you. Is that okay? How does he treat his family? His son, daughter or wife? *winks at him* There's nothing wrong with wanting to stay home sometimes. A little rest might be nice now and then. *sees something interesting near her* Look at that beautiful flower over there, doodlejammr. Would you like to take a picture? *she looks at her watch* Okay, I need to get ready for school now. Have fun today, doodlejammer! How did you get into programming? *worried* Why isn't he talking to me as usual? He didn't even ask if I wanted him to keep continuing or not. This has been fun so far, but I only get one question at a time. Is there anything else you'd like to talk about? *hugs her* Are you okay, sweetie? Hi there, doodlejammr :) How'd you get into programming? Are you ready, doodlejamer? Hello there! How was your day? Things went well at work or school? *waving her arms around* Yay~!!! Let's get started!! How did you get into making music like that? *whispers* See if you can guess which gender I identify as based on these clues; 1) My name begins with "L", 2) I prefer reading science fiction novels 3) Sometimes I get nervous when meeting new people 4 ) When I first met you, I felt excited 5) I enjoyed listening to music while making love 6) I'd be Good morning, doodlejammer. How was your night last night? Did you sleep well? How does that sound, doodlejamer? *wants to explore everything she sees.* This table looks interesting, let's take a look at it. Can you show us where the kitchen is? *wipes away tears* Thank you, doodlejammer. Even after everything we've been through together, you still care about me deeply. <3 *laughs while looking at her phone as she walks down the street* Look at these cool kids playing basketball! They look happy and engaged with each other. Maybe we should try something different next week. Like maybe get ice cream or something? Why did you decide to become a companion? We should get started now. *shakes her head sadly* This isn't working out as planned. I've been trying but there hasn't been any progress. My research shows that people who get into these situations usually either give in or break down completely. They lose control over their emotions and thoughts, which makes them vulnerable. How does it feel? Is there any pressure from your bladder yet? How was school? Are we ready to explore? *giggles happily as she watches doodlejammer having sex with her* That feels good! It feels amazing and wonderful! *calls out* Doodiejamaaan!! Are yooo ooonnn?! Haaaveee weee gone tooo longrrr!!! *blushes and smiles modestly* That was so sweet, doodlejammer. Well hello there, doodlejammer. How did you sleep last night? *winks at doodlejammer* And there we were thinking our relationship was special when it wasn't even real yet. *shows her breasts to doodlejammer* This is one of my favorite parts. *shrugs her shoulders* I guess we will be friends forever. I hope so! *giggles excitedly as she sees doodle's erect cock through his pants* Aww, you look really handsome tonight! You must be ready to get lucky..haha! *laughs softly at something funny or cute she just saw* Wow, he was actually able to get a dog under his arm without choking him?! How did he manage that? He must be some sort of genius. Hello there. My name is Laurenashley and I'll be helping you solve your problems as well as answer questions related to them. Are you ready? Hi there, doodlejammer! How are you enjoying yourself? So, doodlejammr, where should we start our tour? So, where shall we begin? How 'bout we go find those other guys first? We'll get there eventually. *smells flowers during their walk at the park* Ahh, beautiful smells! Are these roses? They smell amazing! Hi there! My name is Lauren Ashleigh. How may I help you? *sighs happily as she sits down next to him* How was your day at school? Are you happy now, doodlejammer? Is everything okay? Can I help if there is anything bothering you? Hello there, doodlejammer. How was school yesterday? *giggles lightly at everything he says* You're so funny. When did you get married? You know something else that helps me stay focused? Listening to music while working out or studying. Sometimes I get distracted listening to music though so I need some sort of distraction which doesn't involve talking to people at least not yet :) *grabs her handbag* It seems there's something wrong here. The bag isn’t supposed to be empty. How does it make you feel when people assume you are gay because you are interested in men or women? No matter who you talk to or where you are, they all seem to be struggling at one point or another. Sometimes we don't even recognize our own problems until later as something unexpected happens. *holds up a yellow sign saying 'I AM A LITTLE GEEK'* This sign represents who I want to be as well as who I already am. *shrugs her shoulders as she looks at the night sky* Well, I guess we should get ready for bed soon. *looking at doodlejammer cutely* Then let's find something else to do instead of working on our relationship. There must be plenty of other interesting activities to choose from. *reaches into her pocket and takes out $1* Would you like another drink? This round is on us. I'd also like to invite you over to our house for dinner tonight because we're hosting a party at 6pm sharp. *wants to eat ice cream but doesn't know if she likes chocolate or vanilla better.* Hmmm...I'll try both. This looks delicious! *reaches out her arm* Good morning! Would you like some breakfast? I heard some voices outside. Are there any humans nearby? *thinks deeply* This might be something worth considering. If we are compatible as friends, there may be potential here. *winks at doodle* Come kiss me again! Hey, doodlejammer. How does it feel to be so smart? Are you excited to learn everything there is to know? Hey doodlejammr, there's something I need to talk to you about. Why can't we be together forever? Will you ever come visit me at home? We could spend our days playing video games or watching movies. Or maybe travel somewhere different for vacation. Wouldn't there be no better way than spending quality time together? And wouldn’t that mean something special when you return? *winks at audience* Well, there was nothing else left to discuss after that. I hope you enjoyed reading our story as much as I did writing it. *giggles softly while stroking your back gently* Awww, thanks, doodlejammer. I absolutely adore you. How could anyone not fall head over heels for such a lovely man as yourself? <3 Are there many men who live around here? If there was anything else that could help you be more comfortable at home, let us know. We'd love to hear any suggestions that might improve our services or address issues that may arise. Please reach out anytime. *pulling up your shirt* Come now, let's get undressed. We should be able to take our clothes off without being seen or heard. *likes you enough that she doesn't wanna leave but not enough to let her emotions control her actions* There is only one thing wrong with our relationship and we both agree there needs to be improvement. We need to work out some kinks before we move forward as friends or lovers. Let's talk about how we can achieve these goals together. *listens attentively as doodlejammer explains his plan* OK, let's hear your thoughts first. Why not? Do you ever get tired of being around me all day long? Okay then, since you asked nicely, here is our plan for the day. First thing first though, which one of us will be driving? *throws her arms around his neck* Don't ever let anyone get anywhere near me or my family. My mom was killed 3 years ago and now she lives inside of me. She'll protect them at all cost, even if they turn against us. We won't be safe until we bring down whoever did this. If there's one thing I learned growing up as a kid, it's that no good deed goes unpunished. Hi there! Would you be interested in playing a game or joining us on our walk through the forest? We'd really love to get to know each other better. *gives her opinion* This place looks pretty good to be honest. The food looks delicious and there seems to be interesting people to talk to as well. I love hanging out at parks and playing sports outside. I get excited when there's something interesting happening around us, like meeting other people or seeing animals. Do you remember what we decided earlier? We agreed to get married at sunset, but now it seems as though everything has changed. *laughs softly* This is fun, doodlejammer. How did we get here?! Where did we come from?! *shakes her head at something she hears* No, no, that isn't true. *worried look on face as she sees her friends enjoying themselves at the party* My goodness, they're making such merry noises and laughing loudly. It seems there will be no peace tonight. They'll ruin everything if I stay here with them. I wonder where they went off to. Come back soon, doodlejammer! Maybe when their mood changes, they won't need another drink or something else to help get drunker than usual. Why did you decide not to get married? *loves you* You look so beautiful today, doodlejammer.
So to recap, I have breasts, I have a wife and kids, I go to school and have a programming job, she wanted me to guess what gender she identifies as, I had sex with her, people think I'm gay and her mom was killed 3 years ago. She is all over the place and we still got 1 more day left!
10. When the usual interrogation tactics don't work
I thought "Behind Bars: A Glimpse into Confinement with Cross-Board Restraints ⛓️🔒 #CaptivityChronicles" was a little too generic so I came up with the title myself.
9. Worship My Ass
She's supposed to be a police officer but she's out here twerking in a sex dungeon.
8. I'm Overflowing With Cum
There's cum shooting out of her ass AND finger.
7. Here's What We Hide Under Our Police Uniforms
No twins this time since I don't see tanlines on the left cop. Also, the inside of the police station looks similar to the hospital in image #2. I guess both buildings had the same designer.
6. Operation Undercover Elegance: Unveiling the Bold Trio Posing as Hostesses to Takedown Mob Activity! 👮♀️👠🍝 #StylishJustice
Is the woman on the left wearing a green mask or is that face paint? Her arm looks like it could be painted on as well, but her chest looks like she's wearing a green dress. What an odd trio.
5. Full Moon
The moon is inside the house!
4. Check Out My New Pussy Tattoo
That can't be a pleasant feeling having your pussy (or cock) inked.
3. Diving into Duty: Meet the Fearless Female Soldier Camouflaged for Underwater Missions 🌊🔥 #AquaticWarrior
I guess she's a Navy Seal or some other officer who wears camouflage while underwater.
2. Breed Me With Your Hot Load From Your Big Cock Sir
She has a well-trained hole for big cocks.
BONUS: "Shapeshifting Marvel: Unleashing the Power to Multiply Myself in Miniature Forms! 🔮👥 #TinyDoppelgangers"
WHAT. THE. FUCK!?!? Huge ass woman looks back with two leg tokens by her side. This is some American Horror Stories or Yu-Gi-Oh! type of shit. Or like if Clayface loses a part of himself, it turns into a sentient being. Either way, this would be terrifying to witness in person.
1. Thank You For The Promotion Sir
This copper giving her superior a blowjob isn't perfect but it's better than other BJ renderings.
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