Tuesday, May 19, 2020

I Spent All Day Saving Pics And Videos Of A Model Who's Famous For Being A Fan Of A Sport I Don't Care About


Yesterday, as I was reading through old Deadspin articles, I went down a Larissa Riquelme rabbit hole that I didn't escape from til 2 in the morning. I was searching various tags when Tits McGee here popped up in the results under the article "Larissa Riquelme's Naked Body Gets The 3D Treatment (NSFW)". I knew Deadspin used to run more NSFW content like athlete dick pics, hot actresses and other stuff that college bros would love before they became more professional a decade ago. So I clicked on it thinking I was gonna see some 3D tits. I did not...instead, I had to (with help from Archive's Wayback Machine) go to a British soccer website to see them.

I didn't understand why they made such a big deal about her posing for Playboy Brazil. Sure, she's attractive with big fake tits but you can say that about many models. But what made her so special was she got famous for having her phone between those big boobs while cheering for Paraguay during the 2010 World Cup. She since modeled for various magazines and appeared on multiple shows in her native country as well as Argentina, Brazil and Mexico. I completely missed out on all this since I didn't watch the World Cup cause I don't like soccer. 

Anyway, I saved those Playboy pics, then clicked on more links that led me to more sites with more pics of her which led me to EVEN MORE sites with pics of her. I can get a bit OCDish when it comes to porn or naked "famous" women in general. I'm not interested in saving pics of nude actresses because they're everywhere, but wrestler nudes or other leaks will get me creating folders for them because they're hard to find. So I ended up saving over 100 pictures of Larissa in various stages of undress (Didn't get to see her pussy) across different websites based in Paraguay, Mexico, England, Brazil, USA and India. And that doesn't include the videos of her I found on YouTube and PornHub (tanline pussy galore) as well.

Since I completely wasted a day dicking around skeeving on a model from 10 years ago who happen to be a soccer fan, here are 10 pictures and videos of Larissa Riquelme:







 












You know what's worse than spending the whole day perving over a model a decade after the world gotten over her? Spending the whole next day writing about it.


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