I Don't Like Bimbos

I've been a porn connoisseur for a long time. My first experience with porn was when I was 10 years old at my uncle's house. My mom sent me there to cleanup the place as punishment for getting a 62 in math on my report card. I started outside cleaning the gutters, mowing the lawn, bathing his dog and painting his toolshed. Inside, I cleaned the windows, dusted, vacuumed and washed his clothes.

When I went to change his bed, I saw a stash of Hustler magazines hidden under the bed. I quickly flipped through one of them so he wouldn't get suspicious as to why i'm taking so long to gather his dirty clothes. Later, I went back and looked through more of them as I folded his clothes and put them back in the dresser. I thought about stealing one, but my mom was always finding my hiding spots so it wouldn't be a good idea to bring porn back. Besides, since he was clearly a subscriber, he would know I was the one who stole one of his nudie mags.

What does this have to do with bimbos? Last week I watched a video on Twitter of a woman frolicking around New York posing in the crosswalk, standing in front of a taxi and sitting on a police car. The user asked, "What's your first thought?". 

Some complained about her not socially distancing, others talked about the back problems she will have in the future and another one called her trans. But my main thought was "Damn, I really hate bolt-on tits!".

I later found out this was pornstar Nicolette Shea (aka Nicolette Forshee, Elaine Forshee) using the streets as her own personal runway. Also, this was shot by Brazzers in October but it only got attention this month. So of course, I looked her up to see her bio and it said she did Playboy! But certainly Playboy wouldn't have someone with awful tits like that in their magazine right? Turns out she did it before the boob job and porn career.

See, she looked better here from 2011-2014! Her boobs were still fake, but at least they weren't bolted on. She also didn't have those fake duck lips that's all the rage. Her ass wasn't as big as it is now, but considering all the "diaper butts" and "ant azz" I've see so far, her's isn't as egregious. It seems that she got the extra work done before she joined Brazzers in April 2017 to transition from Playboy Cyber Girl to Brazzers Bimbo.

I got nothing against her, but I just don't like bimbos! Big boobs is nice and all and look great when showing lots of cleavage or hidden in a sweater. But when the top comes off and it looks like she has two bowling balls on her chest, I lose interest in them. Big fake lips just look nasty to me because it looks like they're gonna burst and it reminds me of teens doing duck face in pictures. While fake asses just annoy me because it looks like she's wearing a full diaper since it doesn't match her thighs. Also it tells me she's too lazy to put in the work (squats, lunges, step-ups, etc exercises) to get that big ass naturally.

I get why guys are into them though. They're portrayed as this brain dead, cumslut whose only purpose in life is to please men. Those "perfect" boobs are made for tit fucking. Her big ass is designed for bulls dumping their load inside and begging for more. And those dick sucking lips are for draining daddy's balls like a "good little girl" should. 

It's especially big in the crossdresser/sissy/trans community. You see so many posts about turning small dick dudes into cock sucking sissies. Or guys who get turned on dressing like a bimbo sissy slut who are used as a cumdump for daddy and his friends. This was big on Tumblr before they banned porn, but at least the Reddit sissies are still active!

Well, this post has gone on for long enough, so in short, if you like bimbos, good for you, but I really don't like them and feel the woman looked better without all that silicone.